School of Monkey Labor Management

School of Monkey Labor Management


Dr. Zeus’ School of Monkey Labor Management
I would like to thank you for your interest in Dr. Zeus’ School of Monkey Labor Management.
As host, Dr Zeus would like to extend this pertinent visit and examination of the facilities by virtual letter . Located on the "Island" (called X for now) once occupied by esteemed colleague Dr. Moreau, (now kept secret because of rumored animal experiments) the facade has no road, no genuine entrance per se; but after climbing down the faux drainage capsule into the elevator, you will be whisked to the bottom 42nd level to our premium lab facilities and training institute. The blindfolds may be clandestine at best upon entry on the island by barge, but upon inspection inside the facility, the laboratory sports the regular institutional look with large glass exterior windows and bridged steel girders. The floor slab is boxed in genuine U.S. steel bar and imported Alabama concrete, smoothed over large drainage pipes. Each wall has the standard high pressure hose attachments, with a basement of straw and rocks for unruly workers.
There are, however some standard forms and rules that must be explained before continuing our journey; these rules and competency manuals must be signed before the end of the week. During this procedure, you will all be housed at one of our bunker facilities. When it is determined that you are no threat to the monkeys or the management of the establishment then we can begin to explain some of our controversial training operation; but only after your fitness achievement reports have been approved by the staff. Since we allow no cameras or recording devices, we also chose not to allow any writing utensils, computers, or any type of animal/human voice recognized software.*
After reading the 255 page Manual for Entrance and passing the M.O.N.K.E.Y exam (monkey operation, news, knowledge, exams and You ® health) the final two will be chosen. These two people will be lucky enough to understand the three , yes three basic principles of Monkey Mechanics, (the Three Stooges ; the heart of monkeying around.) SEE NO MONKEY, HEAR NO MONKEY, AND SPEAK NO MONKEY. Yes it’s that simple!
Waiting for your arrival, Monkey SEE, our Plant Manager takes you through his duties: the plant operation, scheduling, workers organization; they are all his responsibility... the work gets done with Monkey SEE. Although he may not hear so good, his voice is recognized; as are his chest beats by the crew. The crew look to him for finger pointing, stomping and pushing monkeys around. Monkey SEE can tell you when a female monkey will be around, (so he can escort her to a more private domain) when the bananas and fruit are to arrive, warn you of impending doom if you should cross his path. Monkey SEE gives out grooming performance bonus’s on himself , and of course his companions. Perhaps Monkey DO, in the Monkey Around Department ( Foreman- in charge of lifting, pushing, pulling, rolling and throwing) and SEE’s right hand monkey, will help give an award to the monkey of the month. (Usually a female wins the coveted prize)
*[It is best to apply all monkey attributes (Mizaru, Mikazaru, and Mazaru) in a way as to not have any assumption what -so- ever of what the establishment intends, or is doing. Monkey attributes will be explained in detail throughout the tour, but is not recommended as plausible discussion when among the monkeys]
Monkey DEE won’t turn when you call him; he is very intuitive and, a nervous type monkey that won’t allow just the average monkeying around. There are too many numbers and blocks to look at. That’s why Monkey DEE is our common worker monkey instructor. His teaching methods needs no approach to listening to his student; as a matter of fact Monkey DEE won’t tolerate any interruptions, intrusions, nor flash photography. His employed methods include, the "round peg in a square hole technique", the "leaning window stare", (get’s all the chicks to say awwhhh!!) and helps with Monkey SEE’s duties of pointing around and stomping and chest smacking. Although Monkey DEE has a voice, it becomes meaningless when Monkey SEE is stomping around. This makes Monkey DEE the commissioned ( by Monkey SEE) Monkey Union Leader ; a plus (to SEE) when monkeys want some sort of change in routine. Monkey DO and DEE are hand in hand with their workers. As a matter of fact Monkey DEE has his hand on everything Monkey DO has, and get’s more from the other Monkey Departments...they all have to come to him for something at some time...even if DEE has to come to them.
Dr. SPEAK doesn’t want to be called a monkey at all. He has a lot to say to all the rest of the monkeys, although he doesn’t know if the message was received, he doesn’t have any idea which characteristics every monkey has, so he gives all monkeys an orange and ask them how they feel the next day, or tells them it will pass. He doesn’t speak to regular monkeys other than to asks how the orange tasted. The other monkey traits are apparent though. He is the first to report to: change, female monkeys,(if SEE, and DO didn’t report before him) that the round peg goes in the round hole, he is very good at picking the lice off many monkeys -even at 10 paces he can spot an ant hill plus give sticks to show the others that, ants may sting a little, be crunchy, but taste real good. Dr. SPEAK is in charge of nutrition, health and maintenance of the waste and refuse facilities. His lessons are mostly about just every day "Monkeying Around" techniques, the "Three Stooges Visual Test", his Novel, "Where did that Rowan and Marten Monkey Come From?" He has famous reports on "The Modern Day Monkey", controversial subject outlining, "Is Man a Monkey to be Toyed with?, and, " Are Toys Mans Monkey Machinery? ", Dr. Speak has also voiced his disdain on the theory that there IS an actual "Planet of the Apes" and dis-credits these films and books as propaganda to his students.
If any one has deserved the title of "Philosophical Monkey" (this was in fact given to him by the prestigious periodical "Monkey Day" magazine) it is Dr. Zeus. His "Monkey Labor Management" Techniques are being used with Labor Unions across the country to this day. "Principles such as the revered line, "Are you talking to me?" , or, "What time is break ?" have been reduced to fill in the blank, trivial colloquialisms, out of context for the modern day monkey laborer.", wrote Brice Newsy of the Monkey Herald. "Although Dr. Speak and Dr. Zeus don’t exactly agree on the "Planet of the Apes" theory, Dr. Zeus’ plan of Monkey Labor Management take us one step closer to realizing the dream of a monkey’s freedom to work with man", wrote President John B. Halley of the National Board of Monkey Labor.

Greg Johnson- A Parroting HACK writer.

Is it me, or am I hearing double? Did we not hear this headline and comment repeatedly over Glen Beck's program touting CHANGE we , nor he (Beck) and his staff can predict? In between all the mumblings (Beck) are his gold commercials; I bet those shiny things appeal to you Greg. Either way, whether or not you allow my curt post toward your GOP rhetoric,  we in TENNESSEE are forced to deal with the only news availble in our regional area, by radio; at the same time,  our local channels,  that hardly give us any real meat (TRUTH)  to chew on,  besides our computers.  Do you ever think that the GOP backed MEDIA in our REPUBLICAN STATE will be able to convince any one by their continuous BULLYING of our new President.??? ..That's right I said new. Want to talk about the existing deficit? BUSH's ROLLING INTEREST TRAIN OF DEBT.  Need I say more about that criminal. As a matter of fact,  I do. I WILL. I don't think you read enough to get by on. I would like to have a face- to- face with your EDITOR about this. Go and make up you OWN material; I doubt that there is anything really CREATIVE that YOU REALLY said,  or wrote.

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GUILTY UNTIL PROVEN INNOCENT-click link

We have had this here, too. This publication is HOT stuff ; why I wonder,  does the public want an revolving account of the JAIL doors? In our area now, The Johonson City Press online edition, does not let you comment on any of their sites. But I have noticed something strange about the online addition;  to bring forth the same information the the "TRI CITIES BUSTED" papers disclose. As a matter of fact,  go to it now and see how many lines are developed by JUST the arrests alone.  An embarassing public humiliation, BEFORE the FACTS.

You Will Never Believe What I Found Under the Heading, "Paraguay" - Wikipedia-click link

by Barbara Weinstein

"What do George W. Bush, Angela Merkel, and Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva have in common? They all head governments that have been embroiled in controversy over their reluctance or outright refusal to make government records available to scholars and/or the general public."

COVER YOUR TRACKS GEORGE BUSH - YOU KNOW WHAT YOU WERE DOING ALL ALONG. HE CERTAINLY DOES NOT DESERVE A METAL!!! BIG SWISS FAIL. BIG OBAMA FAIL. I SEE THEY ARE ABOUT TO FAIL ON A FEW MORE WAR CRIMINALS. WTF SWITZERLAND? COME ON "O"!

 Bush Paraguay Plans-click link
Map of Bush's Water Takeover in Paraguay-click link

Bank of American and Palantir's Plan To Destroy the LIVES of ANY Who Get in THIER WAY!-click link

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– The threat demands a comprehensive analysis capability now. Combating this threat requires advanced subject matter expertise, in cyber security, insider threats, counter-cyber fraud, tageting anylisis and social media exploitation. Planitir technologies, HBGary Federal, and Berico Technologies represent deep domain knowledge in each of these areas. They can be deployed TOMORROW against this threat as a unified and cohesive investigative analysis cell "

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The People With Needs Are Under Attack-click link

It is better to give and help our aged, disabled, and needy in dire circumstances, than it is to train our youth to kill. It is better to help these, our elders; they bore us, and nurtured our way to our understanding the deed of charity, and respect. Somehow the term "money" has become MORE IMPORTANT THAN LIFE, when you have educated people fighting against every decent principle according to our own good nature. When we see the whole story of our Fathers and Mothers teaching us all the good things in life, why do we fight the most honorable, and give all of the glory to the cause of WAR and DEATH? We will,  for a certainty,  one day see ourselves confined to our beds, or knowing one from our families wondering why, at the end of our lives,have we come to this moment? "WHO WILL TAKE CARE OF ME?" When we were born from our mother's belly we never thought of this question. 

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Well, In the Northeast we have ice storms, snow storms and extreme cold -- the gas has just jumped 20 cents and in some areas 2.49/gallon -- Seniors haven been given a raise in Social Security in 2 years and food prices skyrocketing for past two-three months -- maybe the idea here is to kill off some seniors before they tackle Social Security or Medicare -- you cannot get blood from a stone -- but you can tax those individuals earning over $500,000 -- how much heat and electricity would that pay for the Elderly to live in NE??

RYAN | FEB 14, 2011 8:59:14 PM posted: “And the best way to end struggle and poverty is to let the weak die off.”
Ryan, I am hoping that you are also healthy, young, and an idealist without a depth of experience. According to a study by J. S. Hacker in 2006, 58.5% of Americans will spend at least one year below the poverty line at some point between ages 25 and 75. Who would decide which of these millions should die? Who decides which of these millions are "lazy and stupid"?
I was one of those people during college who qualified for food stamps and I too could “look at myself in the mirror” because this help provided me with a nation’s caring support. It allowed me to become qualified for work and years later own a company that helps provide jobs for others.
But there are others in many American families who live beyond that one year below the poverty level. They are too old, too young, or too sick to work. And sorry, but the majority of the people in our nation prefer to live in a society that believes in the future, a compassionate place where we band together to help “weak” neighbors from suffering and dying. -

Posted by: green.goddess | Feb 14, 2011 9:29:09 PM

green.goddess,
With all due respect, I am one of these poor people. But get no help b/c I am white. I struggle every day to make bills but I don't qualify for food stamps and am too proud to accept any other help. And guess what...I can look at myself in the mirror every night.This may seem obtuse and irrational. Unfortunately it is the truth. And the best way to end struggle and poverty is to let the weak die off. That way they cant re-produce more "victims" that need govt. assistance. It is designed to get you back on your feet...not as a hand out for the lazy and stupid.

Posted by: ryan | Feb 14, 2011 8:59:14 PM

Ryan, just curious. How old are you and have you ever talked to people who are “poor”? You know, struggling to live on an income below the poverty level? These Americans are not the lazy sponges Libertarians imagine out of Ayn Rand fantasy land.
They are handicapped, sick, aged, and mostly children. When you tell these Americans to “do something with their life” – most ALREADY HAVE. They served in WWII, Korea, and Vietnam for their nation. They came home and worked hard for decades paying into Social Security, feeding a family, and gradually paying off a mortgage in order to retire. Along the way, some became sick or handicapped through no fault of their own and now live on Disability.

And most of the kids who live below the poverty level are in fact trying to “do something” – they are enrolled in Head Start for a measured improvement in educational skills.

The Police Telling The Police What To Do-click link

"The policy also bars employees from gossiping about the department with outsiders.
The policy went into effect on Jan. 31.
The chief says the policy is intended to prevent any online behavior that reflects negatively on the police department."



I am the first one to say , all we need is more of a police state. (ha) But this clearly shows how the police can lose their touch with the public. Are they not thinking humans , too? (Short of the animals that smear the good name of the all of the  "Public Services" dept.)  Yes, they are thinking humans with guns; some people in COLO. might find this somewhat being equal to them. Being in Denver in the early part of the turn of the century, reminds me of how dry and cold it is, and how I can drink 2 drinks and forget that I was a MILE high.On THAT,  I apologise for my behavior, and many nights in COLO for forgetting that ONE thing. Nevertheless  I say , LET THEM HAVE THEIR FACEBOOK MUBARAK.......OH .....It's just the Pueblo Police.

JUDGE TAKES THE LEAD BY ASKING LEADING QUESTIONS DURING TRIAL-click link

More  efficiant cleaning products on this case,  please. My answers to any of the Judges questions would be "Anything you say your honor, I 'll let you take it from here" . ANY OBJECTIONS? OVERRULED!

Coming to the tip of TENNESSEE, and sweeping the floors. CLEAN THE HOUSE-click link

Is this an ISOLATED incident? I think not. Thank you for the DASH CAM. Is there such a thing as a JAIL dash cam , too? Or an AROUND EVERY ORAFICE CAM? When the FEDS come in they should hang out for a while out here. They tend to change , go to CHURCH, ask for forgiveness by the congregation, take a break, next to the Baptismal pool, THEN BECOME A COP AGAIN. OR , HE'LL GET TO BE SHERRIFF.